"The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasn’t hungry, I just wanted to call some plays."
"I want to protect innocent people from sin by locking them in cages, where the evil can't get to them."
"I saw a bottle of conditioner the other day that said, "Family Size,"and I thought, That's odd, I didn't know too many families showered together."
"And then he said the next time he sees me the gloves are coming off. I said, "Doc, that‘s no way to perform a prostrate exam."
"The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago."
"Sometimes I wish Jim Morrison were still alive, because I'd love to see a concert in which "The Doors"opened up for "The Cars."