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"The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg my friends to treat me that well."
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"There Are Two Typos Of People In This World: Those Who Can Edit And Those Who Can’t"
— Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't Read More
"Sometimes I wish Jim Morrison were still alive, because I'd love to see a concert in which "The Doors"opened up for "The Cars."
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"I want to protect innocent people from sin by locking them in cages, where the evil can't get to them."
— Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't Read More
"I have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always running out of space in my freezer."
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