The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smo... - Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't
"The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago."
"The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago."
"I don't want to work a 9-5 job, because 20 hours a day is just too much."
"I’d love to work with an Asian guy named Wu Hu, because just saying his name would get me all pumped up and excited."
"Sometimes I wish Jim Morrison were still alive, because I'd love to see a concert in which "The Doors"opened up for "The Cars."
"I’ve often wondered why more science textbooks don’t tell teenagers that the only thing sharks like to eat more than fish, are dead prostitutes."
"I make art for one person and one person only. And as soon as I find that one person, I sure hope he has a lot of wall space, because he’ll be getting a lot of art from me."