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"The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago."
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"The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasn’t hungry, I just wanted to call some plays."
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"Moral codes are like the ocean. Some people live by them, while others, such as myself, would rather live by a lake."
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"I don't want to work a 9-5 job, because 20 hours a day is just too much."
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"If writers write, then rangers range. And I’d like to wake up every morning and be a mother, so I could eat my own clothes."
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