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"Flowers and fear are a lot alike. For one, flowers and fear have a distinct smell, and two, I’m currently trying to grow both in my garden."
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"The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago."
— Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't Read More
"My parents always said that knowledge was the best gift they could give me, probably because they were too cheap to buy me Christmas or Birthday presents."
— Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't Read More
"If writers write, then rangers range. And I’d like to wake up every morning and be a mother, so I could eat my own clothes."
— Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't Read More
"The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago."
— Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't Read More