"I love tables. And dancing. Oh, and I love table dancing, although Grandmother always says, "Wait until we're finished eating."
"The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago."
"The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasn’t hungry, I just wanted to call some plays."
"Moral codes are like the ocean. Some people live by them, while others, such as myself, would rather live by a lake."
"I don't want to work a 9-5 job, because 20 hours a day is just too much."
"If writers write, then rangers range. And I’d like to wake up every morning and be a mother, so I could eat my own clothes."