"Moral codes are like the ocean. Some people live by them, while others, such as myself, would rather live by a lake."
"I don't want to work a 9-5 job, because 20 hours a day is just too much."
"The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasn’t hungry, I just wanted to call some plays."
"I saw a bottle of conditioner the other day that said, "Family Size,"and I thought, That's odd, I didn't know too many families showered together."
"And then he said the next time he sees me the gloves are coming off. I said, "Doc, that‘s no way to perform a prostrate exam."
"I saw a bottle of conditioner the other day that said, "Family Size,"and I thought, That's odd, I didn't know too many families showered together."