#Fishing

"Trees shaped like deer should not be ridden like benches if they get stuck up in other trees. No hunting farming allowed. Fishing only."

"Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called."

"Using my nipples as bait, I went fishing for compliments. I got a few bites, but nothing to write about in Field & Stream."

"I strum a fishing pole line like a guitar string. I hunt like a bow and arrow is a partial harp. And I make love like I’ve got a Buy One Get One FREE coupon."

"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."

"He can't have gone, he said "Christ know he can't have gone. He's making a turn. Maybe he has been hooked before and her remembers something of it."The he felt the gentle touch on the line and he was happy."

"The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d fish through your window hoping to catch a smile."

"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."

"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

"The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope."

"I fish the old-fashioned way—with dynamite and screen doors for nets. Don’t be rude—knock before entering the kill zone."

"You see? I know where every single book used to be in the library.' She pointed to the shelf opposite. 'Over there was Catch-22, which was a hugely popular fishing book and one of a series, I believe."

"Networking is like fishing. Just give some beer and a boat and I’ll be in business."

"To catch affection, try being efficient by using a fishing net. You can’t sit back and wait for romance to grow on trees."

"The lungs are fishing nets for smoke, and I inhaled her essence like she was marijuana grown just for me."

"I dance so fluid you’d think I’m a fish. I don’t need to drink to be able to dance—I am the drink. Have a sip and find out for yourself."