Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them - Lemony Snicket, Horseradish

"Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator."

"A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them."

"There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself."

"It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing."

"If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf."