Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion. - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"Nothing else matters now that you love me.' - suicide note"

"Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates."

"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."

"A man wrapped up in himself always suffocates. But his loved ones will forever hold in their hearts the memory of that Christmas."

"Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers."