Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion. - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life."

"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."

"Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak."

"A mother’s love: the sacred relationship of affording a nanny so as to be tolerated as a granny."

"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."