Nothing else matters now that you love me.' - suicide note - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"I admire Shakespeare enormously. But since I can’t be him, I’m glad that his marriage was unhappy and he’s dead."

"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."

"When you loathe yourself, a true friend will respect your honesty. And if you’ve been fortunate in life, he will probably share your opinion."

"If you're a nobody, just imagine a lot of celebrities are in love with you. Narcissism is the best cure for attention deficit disorder."

"I hope people of the future will remember my books for being burned, and I challenge an elite few to imagine the embers of the last copy."