Nothing else matters now that you love me.' - suicide note - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"Bachelorhood: all the fun of married life and more prosperity, leaving lots of descendants to boast of their father’s memory to their fellow inmates."

"I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I’m very well endowed."

"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."

"People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life."

"Love leads people to become lost in their own feelings and ignore the world, so it’s no surprise their love for the world goes unrequited."