Nothing else matters now that you love me.' - suicide note - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"If I weren’t too proud, I’d boast of my exaggerated opinion of myself."

"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."

"Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder."

"I hope people of the future will remember my books for being burned, and I challenge an elite few to imagine the embers of the last copy."

"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."