Nothing else matters now that you love me.' - suicide note - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"A mother’s love: the sacred relationship of affording a nanny so as to be tolerated as a granny."

"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."

"A man wrapped up in himself always suffocates. But his loved ones will forever hold in their hearts the memory of that Christmas."

"Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates."

"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."