Nothing else matters now that you love me.' - suicide note - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"I hope people of the future will remember my books for being burned, and I challenge an elite few to imagine the embers of the last copy."

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, until it stops beating. Getting ripped out of the chest tends to have that effect."

"I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I’m very well endowed."

"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."

"Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers."