"I hope people of the future will remember my books for being burned, and I challenge an elite few to imagine the embers of the last copy."
"I admire Shakespeare enormously. But since I can’t be him, I’m glad that his marriage was unhappy and he’s dead."
"Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak."
"Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?"
"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."
"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."