The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernis... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?"

"A mother’s love: the sacred relationship of affording a nanny so as to be tolerated as a granny."

"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."

"Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates."

"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."