The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernis... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak."

"I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I’m very well endowed."

"People are always insinuating that I’m rude. They say things like “Shh,” and “Careful what you say,” and “I think that guy’s listening in on our conversation."

"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."

"I don’t know the kind of person I’ll be tomorrow, but I’ll be able to look back on yesterday and ask “What was that guy’s problem?” The future is full of condescending jerks."