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"I admire Shakespeare enormously. But since I can’t be him, I’m glad that his marriage was unhappy and he’s dead."
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"Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak."
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"If I weren’t too proud, I’d boast of my exaggerated opinion of myself."
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"The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners."
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"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."
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