More quotes by Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

"All the ideas in the universe can be described by words. Therefore, if you simply take all the words and rearrange them randomly enough times, you’re bound to hit upon at least a few great ideas eventually. Sausage donkey swallows flying guillotine, my love assembly line."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't move his car."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"All my best writing was written before 1982, and then a significant event happened to me: I was born."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"More people are leaving TV behind to read my books than ever before. In the last year alone I gained over two readers (three, to be exact). So I’d like to take a moment and say thanks mom, dad, and kidnap victim I keep chained in the basement."
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"Death cannot stop true love. That’s why it’s pointless for me to try to murder all my adoring female fans."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More