More people are leaving TV behind to read my books than ever... - Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

"More people are leaving TV behind to read my books than ever before. In the last year alone I gained over two readers (three, to be exact). So I’d like to take a moment and say thanks mom, dad, and kidnap victim I keep chained in the basement."

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