More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for."
"Instead of a vow of silence, I took a vow of invisibility. At that time you were looking for someone to love, and that’s why you couldn’t see me."
"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the father? Don’t look at me! I wore a condom."
"Flowers are aromatic and romantic, and they grow exactly the way love does—with plenty of light, and watered with affection."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."