Older doesn't necessarily mean wiser. Some trees live to be... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Older doesn't necessarily mean wiser. Some trees live to be hundreds of years old, and what the fuck do they know?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’ll write the first sentence in English and the second sentence will be nonsense translated to Russian, to make the ultimate non sequitur."
"Now that I’m 33.3 years old, the days of blue and green are behind me. I have left the earthy and entered into the purple phase of my life."
"My mother-in-law got so angry at me she vowed she’d never speak to me again, and I smiled and gave thanks for the little miracle God worked in my life."
"I make love like I make coffins—with my bare hands, alone in my garage. On sale through Thursday—Buy One Funeral, Get A Second One Free!"
"Love is a Heaven Cake, with clouds for icing. If there are two pieces left, I guess I can have seconds."