Older doesn't necessarily mean wiser. Some trees live to be... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Older doesn't necessarily mean wiser. Some trees live to be hundreds of years old, and what the fuck do they know?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I just invented a hug machine. It’s solar powered so you can use it when you feel depressed, like on a cloudy day. Shit."
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."
"I love you the way ice melts in vodka—slowly, seamlessly, and invisibly. It’s a feel-good feeling whether you see it or not."
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
"She wants to teach me to dance, but how do you instruct water to flow? I'm so fluid all you can do is swim in my moves and drink my essence."