She wants to teach me to dance, but how do you instruct wate... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Our love, that’s real. Our currency, the dollar, that’s imaginary. Invest in us, and I promise you that you won’t lose your life’s savings."

"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"

"If you’re going to hang around and watch me write, you might as well have a noose around your neck. Would you mind if I kicked the chair out from under your feet? You’re standing on my only place to sit."

"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."

"To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You can tell it's old because it doesn't even work. I got a great deal on it."