Are you happy here with me? Because if not, we can scoot ove... - Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
"Are you happy here with me? Because if not, we can scoot over a few feet."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
"Death cannot stop true love. That’s why it’s pointless for me to try to murder all my adoring female fans."
"One day I’ll have my appointment with death, and every day I call out to God to see if I can reschedule for a later date."
"My grandpa died yesterday. I ought to know, because I shot him. So come, join me in the fight against patricide by killing your father’s father."
"All the ideas in the universe can be described by words. Therefore, if you simply take all the words and rearrange them randomly enough times, you’re bound to hit upon at least a few great ideas eventually. Sausage donkey swallows flying guillotine, my love assembly line."
"The wind blew my words away from you. So while I told you I love you, the phrase was carried in the opposite direction and landed 333 miles away in the ears of a confused farmer. He was nice, though. He sent me a kind letter saying that while he was flattered, I wasn’t really his type."