Don’t shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave i... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Don’t shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave it because you care."
"Don’t shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave it because you care."
"The other day I woke up to find my girlfriend already gone from the house, and a sticky note on the fridge that said, "I love you.""Oh my God,"I thought. "Somebody's obsessed with me, and they kidnapped my girlfriend just to get closer to me."
"Sometimes a symbol holds more power than the thing it represents. Like the symbol for Thing, the one I created that is confusing and abstract and makes people ask, What is that thing? And I always reply, “If you already knew, why did you ask?"
"I'm about to get my grind on. My coffee grind. Like a true hustler."
"If I were splat proof, I wouldn’t be afraid of heights. Also, I wish I had a bouncy ball for a heart, so I could love fearlessly."
"Apparently I’m transparent—with my feelings, not with my body. I’m an emotional ghost, and if you can’t see my love for you it’s because it’s dead."