"The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This ever-smiling man/mannequin is so happy because he’s got no brain, and in this way is identical to anyone who still rah-rahs for either a Republican or a Democrat."
"I want to be so successful that my secretary needs a secretary."
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."
"My love has a flow like a flower, so it’s best if you water it with the fragrance of romance, which has the aroma of loyalty."
"The word very will vary in muchiness. I love you very much, and that won’t vary from day to day."
"Selling something only to steal it back to sell again is not only dishonest, but highly profitable."