"The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This ever-smiling man/mannequin is so happy because he’s got no brain, and in this way is identical to anyone who still rah-rahs for either a Republican or a Democrat."
"I’ll convert a school desk into a tricycle, because how else am I supposed to learn to love? It’s not like baseball gloves are very effective oven mitts."
"My words and my ideas are my property, and I’ll keep and protect them as surely as I do my stable of unicorns."
"I’m so shy that if you played “Guess The Mannequin” with me and two mannequins, you’d pick me, because I’m the quiet one. Still, it’s important for me to get out and meet people, even if that means hanging around department stores wearing the latest fashions."
"You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale."
"She’s twelve hours in the future, and exactly half a world away. No matter how hard I try, I will always be a part of her past."