More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The Federal Government pushing drugs and then punishing marijuana growers is like the pot calling the kettle green."
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."
"As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author."
"To be angry is easy, but to forgive is hard. That's why to love is easy, and to love is hard. I try to be so hard that I'm soft, like a liquid rock, fluid and forgiving, but unmovable in my resolve."
"In high school I used to write my love notes backwards, so she'd have to flip the paper upside-down to read it. Either that or read it in a mirror, so she can see herself as I see her, and see why I admire her."