More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Cats are puddles of cuteness. I stepped in one the other day that was so muddy I not only had to pet it, but cuddle with it for hours."
"I want a moon canoe, because have you ever tried paddling through dirt? Love is a journey, and I try to travel as efficiently as I can."
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
"I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."
"Hoping to win the lottery to escape your existence is like waiting on a unicorn to give you a ride out of town. If you’re interested, I’m selling saddles."