Only the living can read. This means that when I write, my t... - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

"Only the living can read. This means that when I write, my target market is people of the future. Greetings, people of the moon!"

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