More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If someone invited you to a flash mob, would you wear a bra?"
"To make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak the logo, rather than the ingredients."
"Every guy says he's not like every guy, thus proving he is like every guy. Show me a guy who's different, and I'll tell you to stop pointing at me."
"The fragrance of romance is gratitude. Nothing says I love you like saying I love you. Sure, it’s better to show your love, but why not also say it?"
"It was a cold night, so I got a fire going. I lit a scented candle."