I’m so shy I make Bigfoot look like a socialite. Networking’... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’m so shy I make Bigfoot look like a socialite. Networking’s not a mystery to me—but I’m mythical to networking."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I should open up a dry cleaners/pizza parlor. Extra Stain Sauce will be free, but removing it out of your clothes will cost you."
"I belong, and my penis, it be long."
"I wish the military were the militerary. Less fighting and more reading."
"I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient Florida oak, and unlike the sunset, my love won't fade."
"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."