More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I wrote you a love letter. I used invisible ink to show I was being transparent with my feelings. And also to hide my feelings."
"You can use your mouth to speak the words I love you, or you can use your mouth to kiss me and transport love from your mind to my heart."
"A gumble bee is half gum ball, half bumble bee, and it’s so chewy it stings. Makes me want to be a better lover and tractor salesman."
"I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely."
"I’m a Pisces, and people say that Pisces make the best the best lovers. That’s because Pisces are fish, and it’s like my grandpa always used to say, “The next best thing to making love to a mermaid, is having sex with a fish."