More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I think a cool #startup would be a company that makes Finish line tape, for marathons. In the long run, it could be very profitable."
"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."
"Some men have actually died from laughing. That's so funny I fear for my own life."
"A little part of me dies every time I try to commit suicide. If life is a buffet, I’m still in the mac and cheese phase. Maybe one day I’ll mature into more of a meatloaf kind of guy."
"Only a fool tells people that only fools buy gold. In the coming future, I’d rather have fool’s gold than dollar bills. Ask Zimbabwe."