More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If what you wear says more about who you are then what you say when you speak, then my advice is to keep quiet and wear loud clothing."
"She asked me how I slept. Knowing she meant quality of sleep, I said I slept naked. It’s true. Ask any of the joggers who saw me sleepwalking."
"People don’t buy products—they buy people. It’s called slavery. I mean networking. It’s called networking."
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
"Mannequin parts disassembled and discombobulated coming together for a good cause—to sell some clothes. That’s what charity is all about."