More quotes by Mark Twain

"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?"
"I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!"