Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lo... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone."

"I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion."

"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."

"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."

"I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was me!"