Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lo... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait."

"I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time."

"Goodbyes, they often come in waves."

"I got a new car. I just need to put it together. They’re easier to steal piece by piece."

"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."