I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right n... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"If sharks really can smell blood, then I’d imagine they’re all salivating over my erection right now."
"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."
"When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for being a fan.” Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing."
"His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it’s Randy Randy. I always get his first and last names mixed up."