I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right n... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"I’m a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. And I didn’t even try! I simply waited. I’ll bet I could even do it in my sleep."
"His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it’s Randy Randy. I always get his first and last names mixed up."
"I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China!"
"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."