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"I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s best."
"I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead."
"On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The characters in my dream can vouch for me."
"If religion is a crutch, then society is the broken foot."
"The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her."
"I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time."