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"I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion."
"If religion is a crutch, then society is the broken foot."
"I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser."
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion."