The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christ... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her."
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"She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I didn’t want to stir things up."
"I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails."
"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."
"I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone."
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."