The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christ... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."
"I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone."
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The characters in my dream can vouch for me."
"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."