I got a new car. I just need to put it together. They’re eas... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I got a new car. I just need to put it together. They’re easier to steal piece by piece."
"I got a new car. I just need to put it together. They’re easier to steal piece by piece."
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait."
"Goodbyes, they often come in waves."
"I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time."
"I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone."