More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."
"If you work in a hospital, you can’t easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you’re sick? Well why don’t you come in to work and we’ll have a look at it."
"I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time."
"If you tell me I look like someone you know, I might get panicked and think you’re on to me. I thought nobody saw me abduct that guy and steal his identity."
"Goodbyes, they often come in waves."