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"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait."
"Goodbyes, they often come in waves."
"I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time."
"I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone."