If you tell me I look like someone you know, I might get pan... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"If you tell me I look like someone you know, I might get panicked and think you’re on to me. I thought nobody saw me abduct that guy and steal his identity."
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"It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food."
"I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was me!"
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."