I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."
"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."
"The fastest way to lose weight is to find religion and start fasting."
"If you tell me I look like someone you know, I might get panicked and think you’re on to me. I thought nobody saw me abduct that guy and steal his identity."
"I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails."
"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"
"On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones."