A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hu... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait."
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"I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion."
"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."
"I am my own clone. I’m not who I was yesterday, but then again I am."
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones."