More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time."
"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."
"I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermine the price of my crop."
"When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for being a fan.” Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing."
"On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones."