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"I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails."
"Goodbyes, they often come in waves."
"Goodbyes, they often come in waves."
"I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was me!"
"I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s best."