I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. T... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was me!"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."
"I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser."
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"I am my own clone. I’m not who I was yesterday, but then again I am."
"When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for being a fan.” Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing."