I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernail... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails."
"I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails."
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."
"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"You’re disoriented. You just woke up. You’re in the future. You’ve been asleep for eight hours."