Goodbyes, they often come in waves. - Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"

"I wouldn’t advise making a four-year commitment to eventually land an $8.00/hour job. Skip college. Read Wikipedia for free instead."

"I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion."

"I got a new car. I just need to put it together. They’re easier to steal piece by piece."

"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."