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"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."
"On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones."
"When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for being a fan.” Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing."
"I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion."
"When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for being a fan.” Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing."