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"On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones."
"You’re used to being the smartest guy in the room. Solitary confinement will do that."
"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion."