Goodbyes, they often come in waves. - Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."

"A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait."

"If you work in a hospital, you can’t easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you’re sick? Well why don’t you come in to work and we’ll have a look at it."

"I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails."

"There’s nothing funny about war. Well, aside from this joke Orafoura told me: What did WWI say to WWII? I wish I could tell you the punch line, but the restaurant was so noisy that I didn’t hear it. But I laughed anyway, because I’ll bet it was pretty funny."