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"A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait."
"I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion."
"You’re used to being the smartest guy in the room. Solitary confinement will do that."
"You’re disoriented. You just woke up. You’re in the future. You’ve been asleep for eight hours."
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."