More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’ll stand by you forever. Or at least until noon, and then I’ll go stand under the cabana. Isn’t love amazing?"
"I sleep when I blink. I dream like I love—continuously."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"My heart can hold all the love you give me. If you need to quantify it to properly price it for sale, it would be one gallon."
"When she tried to seduce me, I got suspicious, thinking she was just after my massive fortune. Then I relaxed, when I remembered I'm poor."