People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I d... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"As a rule of thumb, hitchhiking is no fun. If you’re going to stand around waiting to move, you may as well get paid to hold a pawnshop sign."
"When she tried to seduce me, I got suspicious, thinking she was just after my massive fortune. Then I relaxed, when I remembered I'm poor."
"My hands will get dirty holding your rose-shaped heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive."
"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on #LoversLane."
"I wish I could grow swords like I can roses. Wouldn’t war be so romantic then? Then the U.S. could really show the world how much it loves it."