People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I d... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."
"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."
"The words I love you form an oral floral phrase that's so fragrant it can overpower even the most flagrantly foul-mouthed utterance."
"A white wedding dress, once worn, is like the ghost of a moment, trapping feelings of forever into fabric that’s never to be tried on again."
"I want to sprint into her open arms, but I run as fast as two shoes tied together and thrown over a telephone wire. I’m like Roger Bannister, now that he’s in a wheelchair."
"I’m addicted to warm Thanksgiving bird meat, but I should just quit cold turkey. To me, the beginning of December is like leftover November."
"Being a waiter is a waste of time, because think of all that waiting. But it’s better than loving someone who doesn’t love you back, because if you’re going to wait around, you might as well get paid for it."