When I die, remember to remove my body from the cooler befor... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"When I die, remember to remove my body from the cooler before you start making the hunch punch. But by all means, do get drunk on my memory."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"It takes guts to love with gusto. Most people love as if they wish they were invisible, and then they wonder why their affections go unnoticed."
"Losing your mind is preferable to losing your woman, because if you lose your woman you will also lose your mind, and then you’re left with nothing."
"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on #LoversLane."
"There’s no reason to not be humble, because as great as you may be, you can always be greater."
"Me and her, we’re both hiding who we really are. This is a common practice. It’s called dating."