"If football players wanted to protect their brains from injury they’d wear astronaut helmets. After all, astronauts have massive IQ’s, so wearing their protective headgear seems like a smart choice."
"The last 33 years of my life have been a blur, like a hummingbird’s beating wings. Time flies, but not backwards, like a hummingbird can."
"Love is like war, except without all the blood and death and stuff."
"Last night I didn’t sleep for a solid eight hours. No, it melted a little. Damn global warming."
"The pink sunset reminds me of her, and the calm water matches the calm that images of her bring to my heart."
"My knowledge is mine to use as I see fit. But I’m way too out of shape to see fit."