Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a... - Groucho Marx
"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun."
More quotes by Groucho Marx
"Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while"
"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."