Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a... - Groucho Marx
"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun."
More quotes by Groucho Marx
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today."
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself."
"We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own."
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."