Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a... - Groucho Marx
"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun."
More quotes by Groucho Marx
"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
"Humor is reason gone mad."