A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
More quotes by Groucho Marx
"If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."
"Room service? Send up a larger room."[A Night at the Opera]"
"Humor is reason gone mad."
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."