More quotes by Groucho Marx

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"Humor is reason gone mad."
"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun."
"Humor is reason gone mad."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."