More quotes by Groucho Marx

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself."
"Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while"
"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."