More quotes by Groucho Marx

"Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while"
"Humor is reason gone mad."
"Humor is reason gone mad."
"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know."
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others."