More quotes by Groucho Marx

"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."