More quotes by Groucho Marx

"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
"If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
"Humor is reason gone mad."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."