The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can f... - Groucho Marx
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
"If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
"Humor is reason gone mad."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."