More quotes by Groucho Marx

"Humor is reason gone mad."
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself."
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."