More quotes by Groucho Marx

"Before I speak, I have something important to say."
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."