I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns... - Groucho Marx
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
More quotes by Groucho Marx
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others."
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself."
"Room service? Send up a larger room."[A Night at the Opera]"
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."