I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns... - Groucho Marx
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
More quotes by Groucho Marx
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself."
"We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."