I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns... - Groucho Marx
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
More quotes by Groucho Marx
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others."
"Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."
"We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own."
"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."