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"I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China!"
"A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait."
"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."
"His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it’s Randy Randy. I always get his first and last names mixed up."
"I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser."