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"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermine the price of my crop."
"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."