I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and h... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China!"
"I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China!"
"The fastest way to lose weight is to find religion and start fasting."
"There’s nothing funny about war. Well, aside from this joke Orafoura told me: What did WWI say to WWII? I wish I could tell you the punch line, but the restaurant was so noisy that I didn’t hear it. But I laughed anyway, because I’ll bet it was pretty funny."
"When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for being a fan.” Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing."
"If you tell me I look like someone you know, I might get panicked and think you’re on to me. I thought nobody saw me abduct that guy and steal his identity."
"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."