I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser."
"I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser."
"Goodbyes, they often come in waves."
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her."
"I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone."