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"If religion is a crutch, then society is the broken foot."
"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."
"You’re used to being the smartest guy in the room. Solitary confinement will do that."
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails."