His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it’s Randy Randy. I always... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it’s Randy Randy. I always get his first and last names mixed up."
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"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"