His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it’s Randy Randy. I always... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it’s Randy Randy. I always get his first and last names mixed up."
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"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."
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"I want to hire someone to stand outside my door and knock three times, with each knock being three years apart. At the end of the nine years I’ll reply, “Who is it?” And without delay or reply, the person on the other side of the door is to find a new job."
"I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my better judgment, I can talk myself out of doing anything."
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