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"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."
"On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones."
"The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I’d be OK."
"I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead."
"It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food."