I’m famous for my Shepherd’s Pie. Here’s my recipe: lamb, po... - Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

"I’m famous for my Shepherd’s Pie. Here’s my recipe: lamb, potatoes, cheese, peas, paprika, and a wool-covered apron for the chef/shepherd/wolf-like politician to wear while serving the sheeple up."

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